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Random thoughts not always but mostly based on things I see, hear, read.. you get the drill.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Bruised, sprained but nothing was broken.

Nothing broken I repeat that because it'll be important to some of the people who read this. And I wasn't holding the baby at the time so that covers the bases. I have a new appreciation for the power of tile floors though, I've never slipped like this on carpet. Twisted the hell out of my knee and ankle, cracked my head on the bannister and wrenched my elbow trying to catch myself. The culprit you might ask, all the fault of the cat. Usually when he's sick it's visible this time it wasn't. Bare feet on wet tile = a spill. I also am thinking the fact I was in a hurry factored into it, believe it or not I'm not usually that clumsy. Unless of course I am decending a staircase.

Halloween the good and the bad. The bad first. On the news today I caught the tail end of a story about pedophiles being restricted from serving candy to trick or treaters on Halloween. Wow. It disturbs me that I never thought about this. Of course I wouldn't ever let my kid go out alone. With all the Megans Law sites online people can find out where sex offenders live but not the exact street address which makes me wonder, how would you know?

The good. Halloween.com, a great website with just about everything you could want. Halloween greeting cards, Halloween screensavers, Halloween events, Costumes for kids, Halloween games, to Halloween safety to trick or treating information and everything in between
http://www.halloween.com/

Reasons to be glad you are no longer dating. A woman who occassionally posts a personals ad on Craigslist has started a blog posting some of the replies she has received. It's great fun to read - here is a sampling -
When people see me, they have the impression that I am normal and sometimes even shy, but they are quite wrong. Actually, the ones that look normal are actually the dangerous one.(Whoop. No date. Don’t want to end up with my face on a milk carton.)
I am not interested in sex right away; however, I will bend you over my knee and spank you like a littel girl.(Great icebreaker, I guess. “Hi. My name is Mark. *WHACK!* Don’t worry, I don’t want to have sex.” Is it me or is it more creepy that he does not want to have sex, but DOES want to spank right away?)
So, if you want a guy that will come over, fuck you, eat your food and leave while you sleep in the middle of the night without so much as a note, I'm your guy.(I think I dated you already)
change my hairstyle 2 times a year...depends how much dandruff I have...itch(not… the line to open with.)
http://taniquelle.blogspot.com/

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